Chip and Jeff are taking some August vacay (short for “vacation”) time apart. We sometimes need our alone time, because we fight like the Oasis brothers. (Their last name is “Oasis”, right? Teddy and Mick Oasis?) But we will be back soon with fun episodes.
In the meantime, reflect on your running life, and remember that running isn’t the only thing in life. Actually, running is pretty dumb. Why do you even do it? It’s a waste of time. Here is a list of 13.1 things you could do instead of running. Learn and enjoy:
13.1 THINGS TO DO INSTEAD OF RUNNING
1. Experiment with an old family recipe.
2. Apologize to a former lover.
4. Secretly teach your neighbor’s beagle a series of tricks, and then nonchalantly have him do the tricks in front of your neighbor.
5. Season 3 of Webster DVD box set set & chill.
6. Write a strongly-worded letter.
8. Render a coworker speechless with some close magic.
9. Join an Episcopalian church for the free WiFi.
11. Deceive a loved one.
12. Write an unauthorized biography of Christopher Hewett.
13. Build a penny-farthing with someone you consider a father-figure.
13.1. EAGERLY AWAIT THE NEXT EPISODE OF Junk Miles with Chip & Jeff!!!