13.1 Things To Do Instead of Running

Chip and Jeff are taking some August vacay (short for “vacation”) time apart. We sometimes need our alone time, because we fight like the Oasis brothers. (Their last name is “Oasis”, right? Teddy and Mick Oasis?) But we will be back soon with fun episodes.

In the meantime, reflect on your running life, and remember that running isn’t the only thing in life. Actually, running is pretty dumb. Why do you even do it? It’s a waste of time. Here is a list of 13.1 things you could do instead of running. Learn and enjoy:

13.1 THINGS TO DO INSTEAD OF RUNNING

1. Experiment with an old family recipe.
2. Apologize to a former lover.
3. Vape.
4. Secretly teach your neighbor’s beagle a series of tricks, and then nonchalantly have him do the tricks in front of your neighbor.
5. Season 3 of Webster DVD box set set & chill.
6. Write a strongly-worded letter.
7. Multi-task.
8. Render a coworker speechless with some close magic.
9. Join an Episcopalian church for the free WiFi.
10. Gloat!
11. Deceive a loved one.
12. Write an unauthorized biography of Christopher Hewett.
13. Build a penny-farthing with someone you consider a father-figure.
13.1. EAGERLY AWAIT THE NEXT EPISODE OF Junk Miles with Chip & Jeff!!!

Episode 03 – Jen Miller

Chip and Jeff enjoyed/survived an almost 100-degree run with super fun guest, author/writer/runner Jen Miller, in scenic Collinsgwood NJ. In addition to discussing Jen’s excellent new book, “Running: A Love Story,” the sweaty trio discussed Michael Landon, Book Tours, Running Camps, Frosted Tips, The Olympics, Mike Doughty, Dave Chappelle and ended the night with much-needed drinks in Tom Fischer’s Tavern.

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Episode 02 – The Jersey Shore

Episode 02 is here! This week, Jeff informs Chip that there are, in fact, beaches in New Jersey that are north of Atlantic City! The two pals run the boardwalk from Belmar to Asbury Park and back. They meet Carol the badge-checker, an anonymous 86-year old die-hard Perry Como fan, and learn all about the Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls and World War II.

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Episode 01 – The Debut

This is the debut episode of Junk Miles with Chip & Jeff. The boys record their first podcast while running around scenic Philadelphia and chat about running, the Philly Art Museum, Rocky, dog parks, Hall and Oates, Todd Glass, cheese, V8 and other assorted nonsense.

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Welcome to Junk Miles with Chip & Jeff

Chip and Jeff have a new podcast! Each action-packed episode is recorded WHILE THEY RUN around various fun locations and chat about running, comedy, music and other assorted nonsense. Take them with you on your next run!

Chip Chantry is a professional comedian, writer, grandson and running enthusiast.

Jeff Lyons is executive producer of “Nephew Swap” and shares Chip’s running enthusiasm.

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